The Major Schools of Psychotherapy
Freudian - Sh*t happens but it's your mother and fathers fault.
Jungian - Sh*t happens because of your religious views.
Adlerian - Sh*t happens because you think you're sh*t.
Pavlovian - Sh*t will stop happening when the bell rings.
Skinnerian - Let's poke you with a cattle prod until the sh*t stops.
Client Centred - Sh*t happens but I don't think any less of you for it.
Rational Emotive Behaviour Therapy - Sh*t by any other name smells sweeter.
Cognitive Therapy - Yes, sh*t happens but it's not as big as you're making it.
Ericksonian hypnotherapy - I wonder how long it will be before you notice the sh*t has disappeared?
Classical Hypnotherapy - 3,2,1 Sh*t's gone...now wake up
Thank you Joseph Owens for these 'stimulating' definitions....
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